If you have a real question and want a good answer, try another question and answer site, like Yahoo Answers. Folks over there will be plenty glad to help you.

But if you want the dumbest, most ridiculous and unreasonable response possible, then you need MoronAnswers.com and Ask-A-Moron.com.

Earn points and bragging rights!

At MoronAnswers.com and Ask-A-Moron.com, you can earn points for the following activities.

Account opening bonus	1
Posting a question	5
Posting an answer	10
Resolving a question	10
Posting a best answer.	25

With the points earned from various activities , you can attain different levels of reputation as shown below.

Level 1 - Big deal...	:	1
Level 2 - An aspiring idiot	:	50
Level 3 - Full Blown Imbecile	:	500
Level 4 - A true moron	:	2500
Level 5 - Super Moron	:	10000

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I know that may be hard to believe, but it's true.

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Now go post something dumb that we are not legally liable for.